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pawns

0 comments | Wednesday, November 30, 2005


can somebody puh-leeeze tell me the fucking rules for dating.
seriously...i want to know

the end

2 comments | Tuesday, November 29, 2005

I'm back to eating out of bowls again.

My new favourite thing to eat is brown rice, freshly-squoozen lemon, soya sauce and pepper.

long-grained brown rice:

Low in saturated fat

Very low in sodium
Low in sugar
Very high in manganese
High in selenium

soya sauce:
High in protein

lemon:

Very low in saturated fat
Very low in sodium
Very high in dietary fiber
High in iron
High in potassium
High in vitamin B6
Very high in vitamin C

one more reason why i like blogs

0 comments | Tuesday, November 22, 2005

i can look back in time to see what i was doing a year ago.
(otherwise me forget)

and it was on this day last year that my friend Claire and I were brutally poetry raped - I sent her an I'm-Thinking-of-You email.

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You Should Get a MD (Doctor of Medicine)
You're both compassionate and brilliant - a rare combination. You were born to be a doctor. I'm with Himbly on this one - pass the KD.
The next one is more believable.

How You Live Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

ugh

0 comments | Monday, November 21, 2005

I have a martini headache. a chocolate martini headache



Oh, and drink ginger beer cuz it's pretty frikkin' awesome, dudes.
It's non-booze.

1 comments | Friday, November 18, 2005

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i wonder if these fine fellers know the pyramid-hat guy

Ayyyyyyyy

0 comments | Thursday, November 17, 2005



Hahhahahahaaa
I just said 'correctamundo' to a client.

And whilst browsing for the Fonzie picture, I found this little gem:
Enjoy!

me love yerba maté

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Yerba Maté... known as a whole body tonic, a stimulating herbal beverage with the unique ability to wake up the mind… possessing a multitude of other daily benefits. The lower caffeine levels make it a great substitute for coffee. Other reported effects include sustained energy, appetite control, mental clarity, and allergy and asthma relief. Theobromine, the mood-lifting xanthine also present in chocolate, acts as a mood-lifter.

Also used to boost immunity, cleanse and detoxify the blood, tone the nervous system, restore youthful hair color, retard aging, combat fatigue, stimulate the mind, reduce the effects of debilitating disease, cleanse the colon, gentle diuretic, accelerate healing process, fortify immune system, increase longevity, reduce stress and eliminate insomnia. The plant is classified vaguely, according to Western herbal medicine, as aromatic, stimulant, bitter, aperient (laxative), astringent, diuretic, purgative, sudorific (sweat inducing), and febrifuge (fever reducing). Mate contains numerous vitamins and minerals.
See why I drink it so much...


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Conversation turned to men and women and relationships and people cheating and why they do it. What makes up our motivations, desires, passions, unworthiness, disloyalty, principles, morals, weaknesses, strengths, emotions (or lack thereof) to actually betray someone we care about - do some people think it's a betrayal? Men (and women) can detach themselves from the emotional ties of having sex and JUST HAVE SEX...a concept of which I have never been privy to. Of anyone I know that has cheated on someone and it hasn't involved emotions (one night stand, hookers, etc.) it has been JUST SEX. Does their partner not satisfy their needs, satiate their passions, are they not open to adventure...

But it is none of these things. It is sex. And, apparently, the ~switch~ can be shut off when needed.

However, when cheating involves any level of emotional ties, there is a problem...guilt can form. If their partner were likewise, emotionally involved with someone 'in that way', sex doesn't even have to be a factor - a kiss, a conversation, a touch...sex (penetration) or its lesser components (back to the bases) need not even play a part. It's cheating - plain and simple and even the cheater could not accept this in a partner, yet they can have sex with someone else and it can mean 'nothing'.

My one friend said it had happened in the past, but does not any longer (being the 'cheater', that is)...the need for ensuring his place in the figurative line of eligible bachelors no longer has to be redeemed every time a woman found him attractive/sexy/hot/charming, etc. He still is an eligible bachelor...but I think he grew up. I like him better this way.

bruise

0 comments | Wednesday, November 16, 2005

~someone~ is going to get punched.
i'm just sayin'

well...

1 comments | Tuesday, November 15, 2005

..tonight's the night.

hahahahhahaha(pause)hahahahahhaa
TOTALLY referring to something else, but that one line is always going to mean something completely different to me. It involves me and Himbly and camping and us being funny. Oh, and Benny Hill... aww hell, you had to be there.

0 comments | Sunday, November 13, 2005

danced with my mind
tripped on awkward feet
i'd like to dissect the rhythm of your mind
by the fifth day my brain drifts away
while your steps fade
you danced with my mind

0 comments | Thursday, November 10, 2005

3 comments | Wednesday, November 09, 2005

I was a SPRITE

Promise:

I promise to do my best,
to be true to myself, my faith and Canada;
I will help other people,
And keep the Brownie law.

Law:
As A Brownie
I am honest and kind;
I help take care
Of the world around me.

Motto:
Lend a hand.

30 Helen's agree...

0 comments | Monday, November 07, 2005

...you should not watch war movies before you go to bed.

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i was wrong
friends were right
i had no reason to take flight
lesson learned

i'm crushing your head...

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I am. I'm crushing it!

haiku monday

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I wait with bated breath...
the cats they may have left
too much hair to share

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if memory serves correct
i impose much fret
on me, for nothing

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autumn, it be over
winter brings its chill
methinks i'll eat hot soup

0 comments | Saturday, November 05, 2005

so i met this guy.. .

0 comments | Thursday, November 03, 2005

tonight. Woo!

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check out this clip - 2014
(thanks to claire and sachin)

duh!

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Nearly one quarter of all the mass in the known Universe is helium.

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Austria

buy a watch...and USE IT!

0 comments | Wednesday, November 02, 2005

RANT ON

I think of all the pet peeves I have, of which there are several, I mostly detest lateness. I do not like that people casually toss around excuses about their tardiness and attribute some lame-ass reason that's supposed to just get 'em off the hook. It's supposed to erase my time they have wasted. It's supposed to just be thrown to the wind in a casual, matter-of-fact motion with absolutely no regard to the intricacies of meeting up with someone in a busy, busy world. Why not just be on time? Don't say 1030 if you mean 11...say 11 and be there! Gawd! I'd seriously love to know how much time has been frittered away WAITING FOR SOMEONE! Honestly, it shouldn't matter if you're friends, it's a maintenance person, it's a meeting or it's hair appointment. Simply put: There is a lack of respect for the other person. There is little regard for what MY time is worth and what a blazing inconvenience this delinquent behaviour causes me. It's just so bloody RUDE!

RANT OFF

MIA

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this (torn piece of paper, complete with words) was left for me through the handle of my screen door (as I am no longer with mailbox)


The whole mailbox incident was annoying at first, but now I'm finding it all rather amusing

more on the mailbox

0 comments | Tuesday, November 01, 2005

I didn't mention this on yesterday's post; however, I think it's relevant enough to add today and it's all still very, very odd.
When I moved into my new house I actually disliked the mailbox: It wasn't a horizontal, shallow, 'normal' one; rather it was a vertical, clumsy, deep, gnarled-up, very old and weather-beaten one. I debated about actually buying a mailbox (never had to do that before) and decided to not bother (maybe one day I'd date a feller that was into carpentry and could make me a mailbox and paint it red).
Then, on Sunday...my mailbox was stolen. Nothing else in the front yard was even touched.
Who read my mind. Will they read it again? What else can I get them to do?